TIME FOR A LAUGH

4/21/13
Image our kids begging and pleading, throwing tantrums to get you to buy more fruits, vegetables and whole grains. Yes this is possible. It is possible to create this world-
MICHELLE OBAMA

The one thing about being president is after four years you get pretty humble—OBAMA

I think this president works very hard, doesn’t take many vacations—HOWARD KURTZ—CNN

When is president Obama going to get some credit—and this is like Rodney Dangerfield—when’s he going to get some credit for this amazing economy that’s coming back—CHRIS MATTEWS

My god, I don’t think he’s ever gotten a speeding ticket. This guy does everything right—CHRIS MATTHEWS

It’s never good idea to take advise from your enemies—ANN COULTER

President Truman promoted know soviet spies to positions of influence after having been warned they were soviet spies. He denounced the investigations of soviet spy Algier Hiss as a “red herring”—(NOW REPLACE SOVIET WITH MUSLIM—my words)—ANN COULTER

100% of the terrorist attacks on commercial airlines based in America for 20 years have been committed by Muslims. When there is a 100% chance it ceases to be a profile. It’s called a “description of the suspect”—ANN COULTER

No one has told the FAA his—terrorist have ID cards—ANN COULTER

Drunkenness is temporary suicide—-BERTRAND RUSSELL

The trouble with learning form experience is that you never graduate—DOUG LARSON

Wherever you go, go with all your heart—CONFUCIUS

IF YOU THINK EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE, TRY IGNORANCE—ANDY McINTYRE

It is the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them—EMERSON

If you want to be happy, be—LEO TOLSTOY

Happiness is not an ideal of reason but of imagination —IMMANUEL KANT

Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit—BALTASAR GRACIAN

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