The party of compassion believes it is very important to have “choice” when it comes to killing babies, but not so important when it comes to what you think about global warming, about which we must have 100% uniform belief enforced by left wingers.
Liberals will pass laws to protect children form “secondhand smoke” but not from being doused with poisonous saline solution or having their skulls rushed in he womb. This is why liberals are known as “compassionate”
The same people who think a woman should be able to have an abortion without informing her husband demanded that Terri Schiavo’s husband be allowed to kill her while she was in a comma.
NARAL believes abortion is a fundamental human right, the sine qua non of women’s equality.
Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.
When your position on black abortions is identical to the Klan’s maybe it’s time to reconsider.
Single men between the ages of 18 and 30 are strongly supportive of a woman’s right to have irresponsible, casual sex with them.
The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do liberals.
The civil rights of a minor to have an abortion without notifying her parents; the civil right of a women to plunge a fork in the head of a child as it struggles through the birth canal because it has a cleft lip.
After years of defending Clinton, liberals love the piquant irony of calling Bush a liar.
Clinton’s defense was essentially that he is not impeachable because his conduct is so disreputable that the framers could not have conceived of it.
He molested interns in the White House and lied about it—and you’re trying to compare that to going to war in Iraq, which your presidential candidate voted for.
A Chinese condom manufacturer recently named one of its condoms the “Clinton.”
Hillary wants to be the first woman president to sit behind the desk in the Oval office instead of under it.
I think she might want to avoid the phrase” go down in history”.
If only we could get liberals to hate child-molesters and cop-killers as much as they hate Ken Lay.
You know you’re doing something right when you’ve reduced hordes of liberals to blind, sputtering rage.
Democrat ideas tend to have the most support before anyone has had time to think about them.
Jimmy Carter won the love of the world by ditching our ally the shah of Iran allowing him to be replaced by a string of crazy ayatollahs. Since then we haven’t heard a peep fro that area of the world.
The essence of being a liberal: the absolute conviction that there is one set of rules for you and another, completely different set of rules for everyone else.
If you think that Christianity is tough on homosexuality you should hear what your pals, the Muslims, do to them.
Its difficult to explain why more than 99% of people with easy accessibility to guns don’t engage in rampage killings, if the problem were the availability of guns.
As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.
95% of outstanding homicide warrants in LA are for illegal aliens.
That was a very racist statement from Reid, by the way. He gave it in English. I’m offended. I mean, that is excluding people who speak Spanish. That was very racist.
Was the war in Iraq worth it? Hmmm…I’m not sure. I know! Let’s ask the 50 million people, half of them women and girls who no longer liver under brutal Islamic tyranny thanks to the US military. Maybe they would know!
The media will spend weeks going through pay stubs for Bush’s national guard services, but if Kerry tells then exotic tales of covert mission into Cambodia directed by Nixon, they don’t even bother to fact-check who was president in 12/68.
That’s the difference between conservatives and liberals. I’m ticked off when people don’t quote me accurately. They’re ticked off when people do quote them accurately.
Congress GAO confirmed that Halliburton was the only American company that could provide the necessary oil field services after the invasion of Iraq.